I have transformed into the most ghastly of beasts; can you even recognize me in this dastardly form?
My huge ears pick up the smallest of crinkly noises
My silent wings glide through the night air
Sometimes at terrifying speeds
I am a master hunter, known to all as the Deadly Candy Bat
I prowl the neighborhood for unattended sweets
The candy never had a chance. Truly, I am a monster!
Halloween is a very fun time of year and nothing adds to the spirit of the season like a good pumpkin carving. However, to properly create the best jack-o-lantern, one must follow some key rules of safe laboratory etiquette.
First off, sterilize all your instruments.
Carefully lower your instruments into the cleaning fluid
Oops, too many bubbles!
Lay out all your clean tools, an organized scientist is a good scientist
Prepare the patient for the operation
Now, don your protective eye ware
Make the incisions for opening the gourd
Excavate the subject, this will be messy
Now, carefully make your cuts
Next, set the experiment aglow!
Finally, bask in the splendor of your creation
There is nothing better than an experiment well done, and a new friend to show for it