Tiny Hippo’s All Hallows’ Eve

I have transformed into the most ghastly of beasts; can you even recognize me in this dastardly form?

Tiny Hippo with Big Bat Ears

My huge ears pick up the smallest of crinkly noises

Tiny Hippo Bat Flies Through the Forest

My silent wings glide through the night air

Tiny Hippo Flies

Sometimes at terrifying speeds

Tiny Hippo is a Master Hunter

I am a master hunter, known to all as the Deadly Candy Bat

Tiny Hippo Stalks Candy

I prowl the neighborhood for unattended sweets

Tiny Hippo and His Halloween Candy Pile

The candy never had a chance. Truly, I am a monster!

How to Carve a Pumpkin (Halloween Laboratory)

Halloween is a very fun time of year and nothing adds to the spirit of the season like a good pumpkin carving. However, to properly create the best jack-o-lantern, one must follow some key rules of safe laboratory etiquette.

First off, sterilize all your instruments.

Carefully lower your instruments into the cleaning fluid

Oops, too many bubbles!

Lay out all your clean tools, an organized scientist is a good scientist

Prepare the patient for the operation

Now, don your protective eye ware

Make the incisions for opening the gourd

Excavate the subject, this will be messy

Now, carefully make your cuts

Next, set the experiment aglow!

Finally, bask in the splendor of your creation

There is nothing better than an experiment well done, and a new friend to show for it