I am celebrating the Diamond Jubilee.
I have the fancy hat, the memorabilia, and some chocolate (for when I get peckish).
Travel Tip #6: Advice from a Purple Hippo
It is important to be aware of closing times when visiting historic locations.

Exterior ruins of Huntly Castle situated in Aberdeenshire, Scotland
One can easily become enthralled to the point of distraction when visiting fascinating castles.
While this is usualy a good thing, it can lead to disaster if one is not aware of the castle’s closing hour.
When a castle closes they lock the two means of entrance and escape that the entire place has to offer.
You may see what appears to be an exit.
But it never is, you will quickly learn that castles were built as defense structures, making exiting them quite difficult.
Once you understand that there is no means of escape, you must phone the local police and inform them that you seem to have gotten yourself locked in the castle and could they please come let you out. When phoning the police it is also helpful to know the name of your prison, which is why Travel Tip #5 is so important.
Once you have phoned the police, wait about an hour until they send someone to extract you.
Travel Tip #5: Advice from a Purple Hippo
After a while, all those castles and gardens are going to start looking the same.
By the time you get home you may have a great deal of trouble identifying where you were when you took a specific picture.

Huntly Castle situated in Aberdeenshire, Scotland
To minimize this unfortunate occurrence, try taking pictures of signs and markers when you arrive somewhere new. This way you will have an information starting point when you are going back over your photos.
This travel tip can also help if you get lost or stranded somewhere, see Travel Tip #6.
A common theme that I noticed in London is that everything is rather large.
The tree trunks were tremendous.
The gold coins were giant.
The columns were colossal.
Just look at this one, it is covered with bathroom tiles!
And the kitty cats were massive.