Kew Gardens: The Adventure Begins

While visiting Kew Gardens I met a very strange creature. He was fluffy and cute like me, he had some strange pink tentacles, and a reserved disposition.

Photo taken in the Princess of Wales Conservatory at the Kew Royal Botanic Gardens


He did not seem to be very talkative, but we had a nice sit together before I went on my way.

The British Museum: Explored by a Tiny Hippo

I visited the British Museum today, met some very interesting people.

Some were warriors.

This gentlemen would not let me drive his chariot, but he did give me a lift between galleries.

There were some disheveled looking people, but they were very nice.

I met a frantic lady from Egypt called Isis, she was looking for her husband.

I wanted to introduce myself to a youth named Ganymede, but he seemed more interested in this eagle than in anything I had to say.

I compared shoe size with this giant disembodied foot, it was a draw because we could not figure out the conversion.

There was a very angry horse that wanted someone to talk to, I hung around to listen to him until he calmed down.

To end my visit to the British Museum, I practiced meditation techniques with the master.

How to Avoid Jet Lag, Advice from a Purple Hippo

Avoiding jet lag is a much discussed art form.

Here are some of my favorite techniques so as not to feel tuckered after a transcontinental flight.

Number 1: Listen to relaxing music.

Number 2: Comfort is key, I suggest a neck pillow and eye mask.

Number 3: Stay well hydrated.

If you follow these three steps, you will be perky and alert when arriving at your destination.

This old man did not, he was asleep upon arrival to London.